The Day My Butt Went Psycho

I have something on my mind. Just some random things that I seriously don’t get.

You know how certain things just make your face go screwy and your lips say WTF.

Well, these are a couple of those things.

The Day My Butt Went Psycho

If you have kids you are probably already familiar with this kids TV show.

For those like myself, who haven’t watched kids shows since Thundercats, this is a show about butts.

Everything is shaped like a butt and the head butt is “Big White Butt” who is literally a huge white butt.

Is it just me or what the hell is going on that we have TV shows for kids about asses?

I sat with my niece for a while watching this with my face all scrunched up just going WTF. I don’t understand.

Her retort to my bewilderment was, “It’s not like you haven’t seen a butt before”

Of course, little one, I still don’t get it.

The next thing she did that had me all kerfuffled was show me a video she liked watching called Dumb Ways to Die.

Fu*#in’ seriously?

I can’t help but laugh at how ridiculous these things seem to me.

I also can’t help but think the kids watching this crap are probably about ten years old and turning their brains to mush by watching too much TV (how did she even find that video?), and ridiculous TV at that.

The first Dumb Ways to Die video she showed me (which may be the one I posted, I can’t even bare to watch the whole thing through again) was supposed to be an ad for transit awareness or something. Don’t get hit by a train, kids.

Sure, seems sensible.

While you’re at it though, keep your privates away from phiranhas and don’t get bit in the eye by a snake, okay?